701. What is your favorite mixed drink?
- My favorite mixed drink is probably a cranberry and vodka.
702. When answering these questions are you often pulled in different directions, as if committing to one answer eliminates the possibility for all others?
- Some of them don’t leave a lot of gray area, but I don’t usually think about other questions when I’m answering one.
703. Chicken Mesala, Pasta Primavera, Veal Cutlet Parmesan or Linguini with Clam Sauce?
- Pasta Primavera, for sure.
704. If you were alone in your friend’s house/room/apartment would you look in their drawers and notebooks?
- Nope, I don’t really care what my friends underwear looks like
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705. What would you really like to do but you don’t because you are afraid of getting caught?
- Skinny dip in the ocean, I’m not sure why.
706. Of the following, which word best describes you responsible, spontaneous, tactful, or uninhibited:
- I don’t know responsible, sometimes, never tactful, spontaneous sometimes, and uninhibited sometimes. None of them describe me all of the time.
707. Which band would you most likely check out?
- The Smiths (indi-pop 80′s-90′s) – Maybe
- The Lords of Acid (acid/house/dance 90′s) -Maybe
- Front 242 (80′s-90′s industrial/dance) – No
708. How can one put an end to procrastination, as a bad habit?
- I don’t know, but please let me know when you find out because I’m a terrible procrastinator.
709. What feature would you want on your car that is not currently offered?
710. What kind of poetry speaks to you?
- Something real, not to fluffy.
711. What is your favorite store that is open 24 hours?
- Circle K, they have sprite flavored slirppys
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712. Do you find that sleep is just so much sleepier when you are supposed to be doing something else?
- Yes, sleep when you shouldn’t be sleeping is the best!
713. Do you also find that the books you chose are so much more luscious when you have a stack of actual assignments that you should be reading?
- No, cause I keep thinking about the assignment reading!
714. If you have had the chance to compare the original 5000 Question Survey to this edited version, what is your opinion?
- No, but I’m sort of pissed that I’m just finding out this is the edited version ohh 714 questions in!!!!
715. What’s the most creative answer you can think of for ‘what is black and white and red all over’?
- The floor of an old diner (black and white check) covered with a spill of strawberry milkshake (red).
716. Why do people slow down on the highway when they pass a cop car pulling someone else over?
- Because people are curious by nature!
717. Are they afraid that the cop will STOP pulling over whoever he is pulling over and pull them over instead?
718. It’s daddy’s birthday. What do you get him?
- A tie, dads likes ties right?
719. What’s your 5,000 question survey nickname?
Look at the word next to the 2nd letter of your first name
A anything but
B bubalicious
C captivating
D deadly
E erotic
F funky
G greasy
H heaps of
I indie
J jelly
K kinetic
L lasher
M Mr. (or Mrs.)
N neglected
O ogre-like
P parading
Q quacking
R Rico
S stinky
T the one and only
U uber
V Velcro
W wishing for
X x-tra
Y yearning for
Z zoobalee
The One and Only
Now take the first letter of your last name.
A aardvarks
B baboo
C creme pie
D drag queen
E eggbert
F flex
G god
H hell
I Isabelle
J juice
K kisses
L lightning
M mannish boys
N nice
O octopi
P porcupines
Q q-bert
R rainbows
S suave
T tushy
U underwear
V valor
W weenie
X xtc
Y yohimbe
Z zipper
Hell
Put the two words together for your nickname.
The One and Only Hell, I’m sure others would agree
720. You know that shaky feeling that you get when it’s all coming to a climax, and everyone involved is breaking into the good kind of cold sweat, working as individuals and at the same time as a single force of energy, and it all meshes together, and for a brief moment, you’re holding your breath and tingling all over, and after it’s done you’re on an explosive and dizzying high for the rest of the night?
What does that feeling come from?
Rowing a boat?